Monday, December 15, 2025

Ballad Of The Frontiersmen

                     (Written by jom)


     Watching early FMW tapes with friends has reminded me that FMW is probably the greatest promotion of all time. Hell, you can chop off everything that happened after Onita's FMW retirement match and it'd still comfortably sit near the top. Early FMW scratches an itch for me that nothing else from the era does, standing as one of the final bastions for weird gimmicky territory-esque brawling and shenanigans. It's also one of my favorite things to groupwatch, and everything I talk about here comes from the latest instance of me hopping into a voice call and shooting the shit with the buds. I hope you don't have a Tarzan Goto allergy, because if you do, fuck you!!! 

Tarzan Goto vs. Invader #4 (05/29/1991)

     1991 Tarzan Goto deserved a run in Puerto Rico. At least two or three weeks, enough time to get a tag with Carlos Colon and singles matches with TNT and Miguel Perez under his belt. Here he is stepping up to Invader #4 (Jose Estrada Jr.) and completely knocking it outta the park with a great little gem of a brawl. They're tied together with a bull rope and it really has no effect on the match itself, as neither man concerns themselves with the rope. All they care about is hitting each other in the face and chest real hard. Both guys are great punchers, and when they aren't punching, they're chopping, something they're equally great at. Mr. Pogo plays a great manager here too, cutting off a big Goto house of fire with interference and eating his comeuppance a few minutes later. All it takes is four minutes for these men to put together a well-told story, and Tarzan Goto comes out of it looking like a complete badass. Probably one of the best sub-five minute matches of all time, or at least one that speaks to my interests more than many others.

Sambo Asako & Ricky Fuji vs. Big Titan & The Gladiator (09/23/1991)

    Big Titan and Gladiator are such a great team of big ass white guys. They are so good at throwing people, which is a wonderful skill to have when you've been given free reign to throw people. They do a lot of throwing in this match, an Elimination Stretcher Street Fight against two of the biggest fan favorites of the era. Seeing Gladiator somehow pull off a nasty nasty powerbomb on the massive Sambo Asako is a sight to behold. Asako in general is a sight to behold here, hitting weird avalanche DDTs and throwing himself cannon ball-style onto both men on the outside. He also gets hit with one of the gnarliest bumps I have ever seen to start the match, which does a great job of setting the bar for how much his ass would get kicked. Ricky Fuji is really hot in 1991 and I get why he was the way he was after seeing him be so hot. The finish is something I saw happen a good bit in IWE and it fills me with joy to see FMW bring it back, as FMW was IWE's true spiritual successor. Can't go wrong with this one.

Tarzan Goto vs. Leon Spinks (03/25/1992)

    Realistically speaking, this is the most culturally relevant opponent Goto has ever faced, right? Onita and Tenryu are icons of wrestling in Japan, and his stints in Memphis let him face relevant names stateside like Snuka and Lawler, but Leon Spinks goes beyond all of that by quite a bit. Simply put, I could namedrop Snuka and Lawler to my dad and probably get a few words about each, but Spinks would get at least a paragraph. All of that is to say that Goto enters this match with the exact sort of reverence for Spinks' boxing abilities that he deserves. Goto completely controls the first half of the match, but he does so via pure pro wrestling, diving for single legs and drop toe holds while doing everything he can to avoid any jabs or hooks thrown his way. It's a fantastic display of Goto's ability to work to the situation, as well as how explosive he can be, lunging at Spinks with quick and impactful lariats to pulls off some great close down counts. Once Spinks finally gets rolling with the punches, it's lights out for Tarzan Goto, who takes the shots like a champ and sells like death, all while building to a desperate and bloody final stand. Onita, deservingly, gets most of the praise for the early FMW different style fights, but this feels like it could stand right alongside the Onita/Soos or Onita/Matsunagas of the world. Goto finds himself in the Different Style danger zone, and he never once flinches or backs down. What a fight.

The Shooter vs. The Sheik (04/23/1992)

    Hello to The Sheik! I truly love the old man Sheik run in FMW, such a fun time even if Sheik nearly burned to death halfway into it. Very few old man wrestlers have possessed such a powerful fluoride stare, eyes like a dead fish that shoot right through you and into something much darker. Sheik running through crowds with the spike pointed directly out in front of him had to be one of the most terrifying things to witness in 1990s Japan. The Shooter, little rookie Katsutoshi Niiyama, surely knew exactly what he was in for here. That's probably why he jumped Sheik before the bell and punched him in the face as much as he could before Sheik could even get his hands on the spike. This is a demonstration in inevitability, a proof that sometimes things have to happen and no amount of struggle can prevent fate. Shooter certainly puts that to the test with all his fighting, but at the end of the day, the Sheik will be covered in blood, and none of it will be his own. If you like stabbing, you'll love this one.

Tarzan Goto & Atsushi Onita vs. Grigory Verichev & Koba Kurtanidze (12/09/1991)

    Man, Tarzan Goto sure was fighting a lot of gold medalists during the early 90s. Four months before he would face olympic boxing gold medalist Spinks, here he is teaming with big man Onita against judo gold medalists Verichev and Koba. The soviet judokas are super interesting to me, both because they absolutely rule and because I've seen barely anyone ever talk about them. Around 2017, there was this massive push online for a greater reverence for Gary Albright, motivated by a few music videos, a larger push for UWFi footage, and other miscellaneous factors, and the end result was a resounding success. Honestly, if that same effort was put towards canonizing Verichev and Koba, I think it would go the exact same route (even if there's significantly less Koba footage). The two are grappling monsters, eating Goto and Onita alive with tons of throws where they make the stocky wrestlers look as light as feathers from how easily they're manhandled. Verichev stands with his willingness to eat big bumps and great counter-play abilities (including a gargantuan ippon on Goto onto the floor), but Kobe really brings it home in the ending stretch by hitting Goto with some of the scariest belly to belly suplexes I have ever seen, somehow turning each one into a neck drop halfway into the motion. Onita and Goto deliver all the usual fireworks, complete with amazing Goto headbutts and tons of Onita fire, and they never relent in their attempts to conquer the soviet judo forces with the spirit of pro wrestling. It may not be as climactic as the previously-discussed Spinks match, but it makes up for it by being sooooo god damn fun. Fantastic match from four fantastic wrestlers in a fantastic company. I fucking love FMW!!!

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