Showing posts with label Tomoya. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tomoya. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 8, 2024

Spitball Reviews #5

        (Written by jom)

    Kingdom Ehrgeiz is the MMA promotion originally known as the shoot style fed Kingdom. Kozo Urita is an unmasked Tiger Shark. This match takes place under TWF rules, which is basically UWF rules but with three minute rounds. I think that's all the explaining I need to get out of the way? Anyways, this was cool. It's a shoot style match between a Kiyoshi Tamura trainee and a Satoru Sayama trainee, so that's probably not the most shocking news in the world. It's interesting how both guys really fall into those categories in the match. While both are capable strikers, Urita's strikes land with a lot more oomph, and all of his knockdowns come from his striking. At the same time, Okubo tends to outclass Urita on the ground, hunting for armbars and triangle chokes while also pulling out a great capture suplex for a down count early own. The match progresses pretty naturally and has an awesome ending stretch, including a random American (probably an MMA fighter on the show) being heard in the background, seemingly convinced this is a shoot and very confused by the pro wrestling decisions made by both guys. This would be a lesser match in UWF or UWFi, and isn't even the most impressive thing in 2024 when HARD HIT and even GLEAT have hosted better matches. Still, I enjoyed it. Newly-discovered footage of Tiger Shark is something I'll always happily watch.

Match Rating: B-

First Tiger Mask & Toshio Fujiwara vs. Satoshi Kobayashi & Hayato Sakurai (Fujiwara Festival 12/05/2004)

    These "let the martial artists do some pro wrestling" type matches have always fascinated me. They're a peek into the general philosophy towards wrestling as a combat sport in Japan, compared to how it is in America. When MMA fighters have made the jump to pro wrestling stateside, many of those fighters have been derided by MMA fans and looked down upon by certain wrestling fans. There's a real "stay in your lane" kind of mentality from both sides of this stupid war between two of the most annoying fanbases in the world. In Japan, a lot of people seem to have a lot more respect for both forms of entertainment, and workers from both sides getting to test the waters is generally appreciated and cheered on. There's an acceptance of both being individual sports, but also a clear understanding of the constant and objectively vital crossovers between the two over the last hundred or so years. Pro wrestling birthed MMA and all that noise. This isn't meant to be a history lesson, nor is it meant to be an "America sux, Japan number one" think piece; it's just an observation I've had many times being put into writing. Anyways, Sayama comes out and his nameplate says "former WWF Junior Heavyweight" on it which is very funny. A real light-hearted joke for a light-hearted match. There's a handful of serious kickboxing-type exchanges (and Satoshi Kobayashi strikes me as the type of guy who would've done great in some serious pro wrestling), but this is more about popping the crowd with old man Fujiwara antics. The pro wrestling Fujiwara is the guest referee and he's having a fun time too, throwing around kickboxer Fujiwara for his disrespect and sharing some alcohol with him. Is there much else to say about the match? Not really! It's a deeply unserious affair, but one I had fun watching nonetheless.

Match Rating: B-

Riki Hyakumangoku vs. Chindeka Kizoku (KIW 12/12/2015)

    I've tried to stop myself from context-dumping at the start of match write-ups, as I've done that so much in the past and it doesn't tend to read well. However, I feel like this requires context. Kansai International Wrestling is potentially the first uni-born pro feds, predating groups like Guts World and SHI-EN by multiple years. JWA Tokai went pro first, but Tokai was an amateur group and not a university one, so KIW takes that crown. Hyakumangoku and Kizoku are day one KIW guys, with both working the first KIW show in 1999 and continuing to work even to this day. Hell, they just faced each other again last year! Both are tribute acts too, with Kizoku being a Flair idolizer, and Hyakumangoku unsurprisingly working like Riki Choshu. I came into this expecting the match to just be a fun little thing, with both guys doing half-hearted tribute spots and the crowd happy to cheer anything at all. That's how a lot of these matches go! This was not that. There was nothing half-hearted about this. Both men were so committed to their act that it kind of blows me away. One of the most striking things about the match was how great the execution was. It wasn't just great execution either. It felt like the type of movements you'd see decades prior, with lots of focus on proper limb placement and working their way into maneuvers rather than just executing them. There was still some fun work throughout the match, like Kizoku repeatedly bribing the referee into breaking up Hyakumangoku's holds, and the eventual payoff of Kizoku running out of money was pretty spectacular. There were hard lariats, gritty elbow-grinding legwork, and even an incredibly hot finishing stretch. Honestly, I know these two have it in them to do something truly spectacular, just based on the match here. As it stands, this is still borderline great.

Match Rating: B+

Asian Cougar, Masked Halcon, & Tokai Bushido V3 vs. Tomoya Adachi, Spider Warrior, & Heaven (ZIPANG 03/06/1998)

    Before I even start talking about the match, what a venue. From my understanding, this was the only time a wrestling event ever took place in Ebisu East Gallery, which really sucks. This would've been a cool small venue for a lot of the indies of the time to hold shows in. At least ZIPANG got to make their debut on such sacred land. They also made a great choice for their main event; this rocked! This was six guys with a lot of love for and training in lucha libre getting to work a big lucharesu fireworks display. Like many of the other notable lucharesu tags of the era, everyone got their own moments to shine. Cougar and Adachi were unsurprisingly the biggest standouts. By 1998, Cougar is dangerously close to figuring out the perfect spotfest formula, and a lot of the spots he pulled out here would continue to appear for the rest of his career. Adachi was similarly far along in his own formula, albeit he would continue to rewrite said formula for the next 26 years. They only got the chance to face off once in the match, but their encounter was probably the cleanest and most explosive of the whole bunch. Bushido very nearly earned a namedrop alongside Cougar and Adachi, as he was pulling all of his spots off perfectly, including hitting one of the best rider kicks I've ever seen him do. Spider and Halcon served similar purposes as trusted hands with highly developed basics, and each got to pull off their own greatly executed running attack at least five times (Spider's dropkick and Halcon's flying cross chop). Heaven was probably the least of the six, but he still managed to do some great sequences with Cougar as the two Hamada trainees and hit one of the coolest outside dives of the match's customary dive train. Outside of going spot-for-spot, there isn't much else to say. There were moments of roughness and ending the match with the not-so-interesting pairing of Heaven and Halcon probably wasn't the best move, but this match was a lot of fun and I'll probably revisit it many times in the future.

Match Rating: B

Ryuma Go & Masahiko Takasugi vs. Masashi Aoyagi & Mitsuhiro Matsunaga (Pioneer Senshi 03/15/1990)

    JCTV channel, please go back to uploading. You posted Battlarts and W*ING in 1080p. You gave us previously lost matches like this. Please come back, we miss you... Anyways, here's Pioneer Senshi! A different style tag! Wahoo! This match, at its best, is a Masashi Aoyagi showcase. Aoyagi is a true monster for the first few years of his career. He's a monster for his entire career, but the early Aoyagi matches feel like extended executions. He's in full spiritual black hood here, as he lays into Go and Takasugi for nearly 20 minutes with full force kicks to the face and ribs. He also blades pretty early on and we get to see the always great visual of a white gi stained red. Ryuma Go is his primary dance partner, and while Go can't fill Onita's different style shoes, he can certain fit his own pair. He's solid enough early on, locking in counter holds and going for the occasional strike or throw, but it's only after he starts bleeding that he really excels. Go's a very rigid wrestler, with jerky and stiff movements, but his movements become a lot more sympathetic when his face is covered in blood and it looks like he's collapsing from both the pain and the blood loss. Matsunaga is a good sidekick for Aoyagi. His kicks don't land as well and he's a little too willing to play the submission game for my liking, but he's still an Aoyagi-trained karateka. And then there's Takasugi. Masahiko Takasugi is a bad different style fighter. As a wrestler in a different style fight, your job is to A. sell like a madman, and B. take advantage of every opportunity to the highest extent. You should be a victim. You should fight like hell. Masahiko Takasugi generally doesn't sell much and constantly tries to put on holds. For all of Go and Aoyagi's awesome blood-filled brawling, Takasugi is happy to lay on the ground with Matsunaga for minutes on end, applying worthless double wristlocks and heel hooks. He takes a few moments to show that he could be good if he wanted to, hitting an admittedly mindblowing backdrop and pulling off a great hot tag where he full force stomped Matsunaga's head at least 20 times. Those moments are a fraction of his whole performance though, and he's in the ring much more than Ryuma Go. As a whole, this just ends up being pretty damn good. If Go had a better tag partner, this could've been something really special.

Match Rating: B-

Friday, August 19, 2022

PWC 09/17/2003

                    (Written by jom)

TONY GUCCI & BAM-Z vs. MEN's Teioh & Ricky Fuji

    A very American match to start off this PWC show. Teioh is awesome, a really great juniors guy and tied with Togo for my favorite KDX member. Fuji is also pretty solid, he's not someone I'm a huge fan of but he's had some good performances before. GUCCI and BAM-Z are the BAGGYZ, two dudes in Gold's Gym shirts, Zubaz pants, and fanny packs. They're managed by "Miss America" and make their entrance to "Born in the USA". Truly, whoever was booking the new PWC (I believe it was Toshiyuki Moriya aka Violence Revenger/Nise Onita) was on another level. I swear to god I can recognize at least one of the BAGGYZ but I can't put a name to the face, so for now they'll just be GUCCI and BAM-Z.

    This was uh... a weird match. Nobody really did anything notable for the entirety of the match. Genuinely, outside of Fuji hitting the Kamikaze at one point, this was extremely nothing, with Fuji and Teioh doing alright work mostly based around hitting weird American wrestling moves and poses. Miss America used her boobs to distract Teioh and Fuji, and also used them to trap Teioh's hand at one point so the BAGGYZ could go for their ultimate kill move, the "BIG BAGGY BURGER". Teioh escaped and then Fuji and Teioh hit a BIG BAGGY BURGER of their own. When it comes to the BIG BAGGY BURGER though, you don't actually get to see what it is. Instead of actually showing the viewer the move... this happens:

    This is something I have never even seen in wrestling before. I cannot even begin to explain the strange emotions I feel upon seeing a slide show of a burger instead of seeing an actual move. I need to go for a walk.

Rating:

Asian Cougar & Tomoya Adachi vs. Akihiko Masuda & Katsunari Toi

    Following... that, we have a pretty cool sounding juniors match. I'm a fan of all four guys here, especially Masuda (aka Great Takeru).

    This ended up being good enough, but it had some definite faults. Masuda was weird here, as he did some of the stuff I love about him like the crazy t-pose looking dive and a couple hard kicks, but for the most part just worked like any other juniors guy rather than the sabuish masked flyer I prefer him ask. His partner Toi though was going nuts, wrestling like he should've been the junior ace of IWE by doing a bunch of mostly basic stuff really well and putting his own slight spin on it. For example, check out the Oklahoma Stampede below where he basically rolled through it and ended up hitting a Mighty Inoue senton. Also, his slingshot foot stomp to the outside is downright terrifying, it looked like it crushed Cougar's intestines.

    Cougar was also pretty damn good as usual. He mostly just hit the signature spots but all his signature spots rule, such as the springboard bulldog and the slingshot legdrop to the outside. Adachi was actually great here in my opinion, doing some really cool stuff like this awesome diving front dropkick where he got a ton of hesitation on it. He also did some great tag stuff with Cougar, like this awesome combo:

    I think that this definitely had some issues with pacing and length, as it went 14 minutes and there were some real down times in there making this feel pretty slow overall. However, there were still enough cool moments from the 4 involved that I would say it was a solid match.

Rating: B-

    For the first time ever I have to pause between matches on this write-up, because what I just saw was insane. Every match has had some form of pre-match video up to this point, but instead of a hype video or promo for the next match, the screen instead started displaying video of GENTARO hanging out by himself in the backstage area, until...


    ... his thoughts are interrupted by the arrival of Gentaro Takahashi, looking for fellow gi wearers Survival Tobita and Iori Sugawara. They have a conversation where GENTARO is chill and Gentaro Takahashi yells a lot, and then when Takahashi leaves GENTARO talks right at the camera about how crazy Gentaro Takahashi is. This is one of the most surreal experiences I have ever had watching a Japanese wrestling show.

Sosai Nagase & Karate Machine Special vs. Hajime Moriyama & Kazuhiro Tamura

    I have no idea who Machine is, but I do know Sosai (aka Kancho/Masakazu) Nagase, who I've talked about before when reviewing FU*CK! He's actually PWC alumni, originally becoming a PWC guy in late 1995 after starting his career in Mexico by training with Fray Tormenta (yes, the priest that inspired Nacho Libre). Moriyama is a U-FILE CAMP trainee and really good shoot style wrestler probably best known for his work in Fu-ten. Tamura is a guy that I talked about in the main event of the last show I reviewed, but what you may not know is that this match here? This is Tamura's debut as a professional wrestler. That's right, Tamura started his career in the wrestling business at a shitty PWC show in 2003, and I'm very excited to be able to talk about it.

    This match was actually pretty awesome! The whole basis of this match was pretty simple, with the heel karatekas using karate and pro wrestling to beat down Moriyama and Tamura, while the U-FILE boys constantly went for takedowns and throws to get Nagase and Machine on the mat and make them tap out. Machine was actually pretty cool here, doing some big kicks including a great kneel kick, and also just acting as a somewhat imposing force for Tamura especially to fight back from. Nagase was awesome and definitely the highlight of his team, throwing some real hard kicks and even hitting some bigger wrestling style moves, like this absolutely beautiful dropkick:

    Moriyama was really great here too, doing some pretty awesome stuff like a beautiful waterwheel drop into a tight armbar, as well as some really good knees and kicks. He even hit a dragon suplex near the end with absolutely ruled. Tamura was probably the most interesting guy the whole match though, not just because of what he would become in the future, but because he was absolutely living up to the "Small Tamura" nickname, grappling with some of the same ferocity and complexity that Kiyoshi Tamura did. He hit a really awesome flying armbar at one point, and probably the coolest thing he did all match was the awesome quick transitioning into an armbar seen below, which is a spot very clearly adopted from his teacher Kiyoshi.

    Overall, I think this was genuinely pretty fun and an awesome historical importance match. Seeing Tamura work at a pretty high level from the first match of his career is amazing, and everyone else was great too. Plus, I just love Different Style wrestling and this absolutely had some hints of that so I was gonna enjoy this regardless.

Rating: B

Koji Ishinriki, Crusher Takahashi, Tetsuhiro Kuroda, Kazunori Yoshida, Kosei Maeda, & Mitsunobu Kikuzawa vs. TAKA Michinoku, Iori Sugawara, Daigoro Kashiwa, Teppei Ishizaka, GENTARO, & Survival Tobita

    I'd need someone to pay me for me to try and write a normal intro for this match. Everyone in this rules and I'm very excited to watch this. Also, Tobita came out with Sugawara before anyone else because they are members of Shin Piranha Gundan (named after the original Piranha Gundan of Masanobu Kurisu, Kim Duk, and Mitsuhiro Matsunaga). Gentaro Takahashi is also a member of the stable, but for some reason he wasn't able to make it to the match. Wonder where he could be. 

    This was such a blast to watch. I'm not going to give a proper rundown on everyone, and instead I'll just primarily be highlighting a few of the best performances from the match. Probably the best one overall was Kazunori Yoshida. Every single time I see this guy wrestle I'm so blown away, he genuinely comes off as one of the best juniors guys on the planet at times with some insane height to all his dives. He hit a beauty of a springboard dropkick, a beauty of a double springboard avalanche hurricanrana, and the absolutely phenomenal combo shown below. Truly, I cannot understand why no promotion was able to see this dude's talent because he has it in spades.

    Yoshida's teammate and fellow insane juniors guy Kosei Maeda also definitely deserves a shout-out. He did some really awesome stuff in this, such as an acid drop and a springboard kneel kick that looked like it took TAKA's head clean off. Kuroda, Ishinriki, and Kikuzawa were all solid too but they just mostly hit the classics without much effort. The best guy on the face team besides Yoshida was definitely Crusher Takahashi though, who, as always, came off as one of the coolest wrestlers on the planet. His punches were perfect, his chops were thudding, and he had some awesome big spots like the calf branding below. I truly think Takahashi, in his prime, was one of the best wrestlers on the planet, with a mind for wrestling that would've taken him to superstardom in an earlier decade.

    From the heel side, the only group I believe is worth mentioning is Shin Piranha Gundan. Kashiwa, Ishikaza, and TAKA all had solid moments but for the most part this was all about the gi boys. Sugawara was awesome in the few moments he got to shine, letting loose some nice kicks including a real nice enzuigiri to Ishinriki. Tobita was an absolute destroyer in the match, just wrecking guys with hard hits like one particularly cracking lariat on Ishinriki near the end. He also hit a truly disgusting pedigree on Maeda, straight up spiking him on the landing. GENTARO was probably the best part of the match outside of Yoshida. He only got to do one solid piece of offense towards the beginning though, as he ended up getting hurt and stretchered out... ONLY FOR GENTARO TAKAHASHI TO FINALLY ARRIVE AND BEAT UP THE OTHER TEAM WITH KARATE!!! Truly put a smile on my face when I saw him running in. He did some actually really cool karate stuff too, including a great kneel kick and this combination:

    This wasn't perfect for sure. There was some clear miscommunication at different points, with guys not entirely sure who should go in and who should break up a pin. However, this was still really damn fun and it was such a cool way to cap off the show.

Rating: B+

Monday, March 15, 2021

Monday Night RAW #4

    (Written by Jom)

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to MONDAY... NIGHT... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

       Look at this, a Monday night RAW post that's actually going up on a Monday night! Whether or not "Monday night" ends in 5 minutes is besides the point. This is what daylight savings does I guess.

    Misawa's theme comes on as the video starts, and the second I heard it I realized who was in this and got so fucking excited. I've seen pics and clips of the infamous Misawa cosplay kusa wrestler before, but this would be my first match of his to watch. Turns out that Misawa cosplay wrestler is Prince Ishii, joined by Akira Hirata, a Taue cosplay wrestler. Their opponents Tomoya and Tomohiro Otani are decidely less King's Road, but both look like the average sleaze puro wrestler, so I guess that's fine too. The match starts with some pretty basic chain wrestling, but it was well done so no harm no foul. I personally watch kusa for the stupid shit (in terms of both quality and safety), but seeing these untrained guys prove they aren't just here to drop each other on their heads is always nice to see. Ishii starts working on Otani hard, even doing those weird jumping chest kicks Misawa used to do, and doing them very well at that. Tomoya comes in and does the similar hard work to Ishii, including a body scissors stretch plum, a move that is just so fucking cool and needs to be stolen by Daniel Makabe or Lee Moriarty or someone else of that ilk. Eventually Ishii gets control and tags in Hirata to do the backdrop/Nodowa Otoshi combo that Holy Demon used to do, spiking Tomoya right on the neck with it. Ishii throws some really clean forearms (it would be really bad if he didn't) but honestly? Tomoya's were better. He throws elbows very similarly to how Manjimaru throws them, putting his whole body behind them and kind of pushing his elbow past Ishii’s face every time he throws one. Tomoya is finally able to get the hot tag to Otani after hitting a great enzuigiri, and Otani immediately picks up Ishii for a lightning fast UFO! He attacks Hirata before coming in like a bullet train with a nasty Goldberg-like spear to Ishii. At this point, I realize "oh my god, I might've found a new kusa guy to add to my favorites". Otani follows all that up with a nasty release German suplex, but Ishii just gets right back up and runs as fast as he can to hit Otani with an elbow to the side of the head, before tagging in Hirata so he can Nodowa Otoshi Otani to hell. Hirata then picks him up, grabs his wrist, puts him in a waist clutch, and as god as my witness, Hirata does a rainmaker Nodowa Otoshi. Otani changes that "might've" into a "definitely" by HEADBUTTING HIRATA LIKE DEATH, before hitting an uranage backbreaker and throwing him over to Tomoya for an unprettier. However, even that gets a two count on Hirata, so Tomoya finally hits a huricanrana for the win. This was honestly so much fun, watching two random dudes attempt to pull out all the King’s Road classics and actually being kinda successful at it was really cool. Tomoya was perfectly fine with a couple good moments and holy shit I need to see more of Tomohiro Otani, he's like the perfect kusa wrestler for me. Another good chapter in the King's Road saga, GET ON IT JOSEPH.

Rating: 90s All Japan could never be this good.

Reversal Sawa vs. Gotaro Ushiku

    Reversal Sawa dresses like every American deathmatch worker, wearing camo cargo pants, a sleeveless shirt, and tape going from his fingers up to his entire forearm. Gotaro Ushiku is wearing a purple singlet with some trippy design on it, so basically he looks like Sawa's polar opposite. Ushiku also looks to be six inches taller and a hundred pounds heavier, so this'll be a total David vs. Goliath match. Sawa is actually really competent technically, working a really deliberate style and targeting Ushiku's arm very well. Ushiku, while also fine in the chain wrestling aspect, usually just shuts them down instead with his strength alone, pushing Sawa all around the square and slamming him face first out of a lock-up. Ushiku, even with his hurt arm, is able to bust out some big power moves like a super atomic drop and his running splash looks like death itself (Sawa even sold this by sounding like he was about to throw up his whole organ system). Ushiku eventually signals for a running clothesline by doing a single giant stomp and stretching his clothesline arm. I can't say enough how cool that stomp was, he slammed his foot down so hard that the hardcam shook, and hardcam was literally on the other side of the room. Sawa dodges the clothesline however, causing Ushiku to run into the ref, and it turns out that Sawa is a hardcore guy. He somehow has the time to use a plastic lid, a steel chair (which he pillmanizes Ushiku's arm with), AND A KENDO STICK, before he has to get the ref up himself. I've never seen a wrestler bump a ref and then have the time to use three different weapons, and honestly it was just pretty funny. Sawa runs at Ushiku and jumps, but Ushiku catches him and hits this really cool bossman slam style backbreaker. Ushiku tries to pick Sawa up after this but Sawa locks in a surprise triangle choke, which Ushiku deadlifts him out of but Sawa reverses again, putting in an armlock. Ushiku is able to somehow escape this and hit another backbreaker, then one final backbreaker, before finishing Sawa off with a deadlift into a full nelson slam. This was a fine match, at no point did I think this was great (or even particularly good) but both guys showed a lot of cool stuff off.

Rating: Nothing mind-blowing but maybe world record for the most ref bump weapon pulls?

YAMATO vs. The Bosconian (part two)

    Last Monday, I expressed so much love for both of these guys, and I'm fairly certain I said I wanted to see more of both. Well, I guess I got my wish. Also, I don't know if I mentioned this before, but to get these matches I literally just pull up my RAW matches playlist and hit shuffle play, and I really did end up getting this match randomly (albeit before the Sawa/Ushiku match, but this HAD to be the last match reviewed). YAMATO has no shoes on this time around, so I feel okay with cheering him. Both guys are genuinely great at chain wrestling, which is still so insane to me when you look at Bosconian. Bosconian eventually takes control with what seems to be a prison lock, before YAMATO just slaps him as hard as he can in the jaw, knocking down Bosconian. YAMATO then puts in his own prison lock, but while in it just starts going insane with the slapping all over Bosconian's body. YAMATO pulls down Bosconian's jumpsuit AND SHIRT and throws a chest chop that sounds like a gunshot. YAMATO then walks away for a second and, I shit you not, grabs a PSP. Why? Well to give to Bosconian of course, as he wants to do a chest chop battle but also want to make it fair. The best part is that even with Bosconian slamming a PSP against YAMATO's chest, it is pretty even with it taking a couple for YAMATO to lose. Bosconian then grabs YAMATO by the head and points at the... exit door. He walks over and I'm thinking "oh no fucking way". Door opens, blinding light comes out, and there they fucking go. The camera is taken off the tripod it was on and they start running over to the door, and it jumpcuts to THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING STREET. YAMATO AND BOSCONIAN ARE NOW BRAWLING ALL AROUND THIS JAPANESE TOWN, TAKING US AND THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE ON A TOUR. Eventually, they get to one door and just go inside, and the ref stands in front of the alley to keep the fans from getting past him and to said door. Bosconian and YAMATO start fighting in this room that nobody can see, so the audience is just so confused and laughing their ass off and the distant yelling. Finally, both guys walk out and YAMATO HAS PANTS ON NOW FOR SOME REASON. They then go back to walking around the streets, randomly switching between who is holding a headlock and who is being held in one. This should be so fucking boring, but I just can't take my eyes off of it. YAMATO and Bosconian get close to a park and YAMATO spots a bike, which he then climbs onto and starts riding WHILE STILL HOLDING BOSCONIAN IN A HEADLOCK. AND THEN, HE THROWS BOSCONIAN DOWN AND JUST THROWS THE BIKE AT HIM. YAMATO puts Bosconian up against a tree and sees someone putting up the bike, to which he starts yelling at them and takes it back, trying to ram Bosconian once again. Bosconian dodges however, and then just starts stomping away at the bike for the crimes it committed. There's another jump cut soon after and now we are back at the main building, with both YAMATO and Bosconian starting to come back in. They disappear and the ref starts to count them out (I have no clue why he didn't before but I'm not complaining), and then I hear the sound of yelling and running water. Based on all of this info, I believe Bosconian and/or YAMATO were in the bathroom, and they were now rushing to get back before getting counted out (YAMATO is no longer wearing what I assume were his literal street fight pants, which based on the noise he may have flushed down the toilet). YAMATO puts Bosconian close to the wall. And sets up a chair. AND BACKS UP. AND OH MY GOD, HE DOES THE WALL RUN ATTACK AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME A KNEE DROP. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM TO KNOW THAT'S A REGULAR MOVE FOR HIM. He does ANOTHER one just for good measure too, absolutely destroying Bosconian's ribs. Bosconian is able to take advantage with a running neckbreaker that YAMATO sold on his head because of course he did, and also hits a great butterfly suplex and a disgusting lariat to the face. YAMATO dodges the second lariat attempt, and after a little more back and forth, hits a gross enzuigiri, his suplex gutbuster, and the figure four pin, but Bosconian kicks out. YAMATO then dropkicks Bosconian's leg and puts in an actual figure four, before GETTING INTO A FIGURE EIGHT HOLY FUCK. THIS IS 2007. Bosconian taps, and just to cap it all off, later gets up and does his "my shoulders weren't down for 3" thing with the ref. I loved this. You will love this. Holy shit. I'm happy now and I will be forever, and I hope you watch this so we can be forever happy together.

Rating: Required viewing for every person ever.